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Kiddie Creativity -


TAGS: kids self expression or brattiness order chaos nathanael west
Rating: 4.38/5

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crankyhead - October 3, 2013, 7:27 pm
Your po5ter is delicious.


SLEEPING DISORDER -




BIPOLAR DISORDER - It's like having an amusement park in your head ...


TAGS: bipolar disorder amusement park head
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 2:14 am
I would have have to say that in my head it is a cross between a Haunted House in my head with a liberal dash of Roger Rabbit.
Budog - September 6, 2011, 3:12 am
TheGoat, you know I didn't consider that until you pointed it out, but very good point...
TheGoat - September 5, 2011, 6:02 pm
Hmm Microsoft colors - why am I not surprised??


KANYE WEST - His own parents even think he's a douche bag


TAGS: kanye west douche bag oversized child immature borderline retard
Rating: 3.78/5

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alazgr8 - September 12, 2011, 8:34 pm
Ya' know, those a$$istants and manicurists can be pretty tough, I know...
TheSarge - October 30, 2009, 2:50 pm
I bet this turd has 20 bodyguards around him too.
BriaHere - September 15, 2009, 3:02 pm
Most people I know think he's a douche. Also, Russell Brand, just to throw it in.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 4:07 am
I just wanted to make sure I remembered their craziness ^_^
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:44 am
i was using them as examples of celebs who have let fame go to their heads. Naomi Campbell has attacked 2 a**istants and a manicurist.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:42 am
I hate to bring this up, but didn't Russel Crow attack a journalist by throwing a phone at him, then giving a bow of respect before leaving? And doesn't Lambchop do blow off underage tai Prostitutes?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:31 am
Just some...not all. ex,Naomi Campbell, Russel Crowe, Lambchop.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
I disagree, mooooo... Celine Dion turned out just fine.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:29 am
And yet the youth today love him. You kan take the punk out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the punk.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 15, 2009, 3:28 am
It's fame like that that leads celebs to get big headed and start pulling hissy fits.
agdaniele - September 15, 2009, 3:26 am
What a great comment on our youth that his albums go platinum and triple platinum, and he wins awards from GQ, MTV, BRIT and the Grammys.
darkangel98s - September 15, 2009, 3:22 am
I will 5 star anything that brings the hate against this man.


Personality Disorder -


TAGS: lazy personality clean disorder mariand
Rating: 5/5

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mariand - October 18, 2014, 12:01 pm
Thanks guys... Missy, I know you love cleaning... you are so subtile ;)
Greeny - October 17, 2014, 11:34 pm
5 Kirby demo's
spacedog - October 17, 2014, 11:20 pm
Multiple personalities aren't so bad, but compulsive cleaners are nuts. 5L
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:09 pm
Love it when you drop by...miss ya!
MissPriss - October 17, 2014, 11:06 pm
If she finds it, send the 5L bugger over to my place!


THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - And God Said: "Let There Be America."


TAGS: the united states of america jesus christ m 107 sniper cross holy war laws order peace truth
Rating: 2.52/5

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whizz - September 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
sometimes everyone makes mistakes


I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU -




DUCK HUNTERS PROTECT NORTHERN BORDER -




I HAVE CDO - It's like OCD but with all the damn letters in order like they are supposed to be




US BORDER PATROL - “If only I could get over this fence I could start a new life in Mexico …..”


TAGS: us border patrol mexico
Rating: 4.42/5

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PapaKiloDelta - October 20, 2010, 3:38 am
that fence isn't very intimidating it needs to be bigger and have huge spikes all over it.
culos - August 2, 2010, 4:29 am
Great spin....
crankyhead - July 31, 2010, 10:07 pm
LOL very nice


NEW WORLD ORDER CONSPIRACY THEORISTS - Because the old world order kicked ass.




POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - Empowering women with more executive clout than the Patriot Act


TAGS: feminism political correctness new world order
Rating: 3.89/5

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funnyman37 - November 16, 2009, 4:40 pm
THEY BEST ALL BE THERE TO MAKE ME SOME GODd***ED SAMMICHES!
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 4:22 pm
Those fire hoses would break my neck and hurt my feelings.
BoneCD - October 31, 2009, 4:20 pm
Yep
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
home in time for dinner.
Sean - October 31, 2009, 4:19 pm
Political Correctness appeals to the kind of person who secretly wishes they can take a ride in a time machine back to a Civil Rights march, so that they could participate -- but only if the weather was warm, the police restrained, and they could be ...
Zed - October 28, 2009, 12:52 am
I could do without either one, to be honest.
Chopperliscious - October 28, 2009, 12:47 am
I concede that the Patriot was as much as a draconian measure on behalf of the conservatives as Political Correctness was on behalf of the socialist left. The one thing they have in common is that they were both bloodless coups.
Sean - October 27, 2009, 10:20 pm
Nice of you to unintentionally concede that the Patriot Act is a draconian measure. As in the measure of all things Draconian. Ha.
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:55 pm
Why would you cook your woman FFS!?
abc123 - October 26, 2009, 12:37 pm
freaking women, they are only 3 good uses for them, cooking and f$$cking and raising kids. no more no less.
Kaldirris - October 26, 2009, 10:16 am
haha - reminds me of the old joke: Q: How many militant feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: 10. 1 to change the bulb, 1 to hold the ladder for safety, and 8 to be on the lookout for potential rapists.
bill - October 24, 2009, 12:56 pm
sadly enough, this **** is all true
John R - October 24, 2009, 7:00 am
it's funny, BECAUSE it's true
Chopperliscious - October 23, 2009, 10:34 pm
The first three Fives are appreciated. The other two low scores came from the Womens Studies faculty 101. Thanks a lot my cholestrally challenged sisters!


BORDER SECURITY - We gotta catch them somehow.




"HELLO, PETSHOP?" - "I was wondering if you do a home delivery. You can, great. I'll take 3 dozen mice, 3 dozen goldfish and 8 canaries."




THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: two sides to every restraining order
Rating: 4.63/5

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boinger - March 10, 2011, 10:04 am
That shirt has hit the "restraining order".
5150monkeylove - November 26, 2010, 1:43 am
I am coming out of the Turkey coma... anybody else alive?
5150monkeylove - November 25, 2010, 12:42 am
Autumn helped me tweak the second line. She has talent, but refuses to try to make her own.
rerun - November 24, 2010, 11:29 pm

fantactic.


MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL - I will save you from evil, my children. Send me all your evil money. Preacher Man will save your souls.


TAGS: amen and hallelujah cash or money orders only
Rating: 2.08/5

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EvilGod - May 25, 2013, 11:45 pm
The quote is "The love of money is the root of all evil". You still make a valid point though.
falloutghoul - September 22, 2011, 8:02 pm
Agreed!
twistedone - February 10, 2010, 11:36 am
The second root of all evil: RELIGION!!! it's total and complete bull****!!!


THE TEA PARTY - Are part of the NEW WORLD ORDER




MEANWHILE IN ENGLAND - Anarchy is the order of the day ...




HE'S ORDERING IT WITH ANCHOVIES!!! -




THIS WINTER -


TAGS: sad seasonal affective disorder winter
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - April 3, 2014, 6:43 am
In the six winters I've been riding, there has only been one, this past winter, when I had to take my car to work (three different times) not because of snow or ice, but forecast lows too cold to get either bike started at the end of my shift.
MashiMashi - April 2, 2014, 1:41 pm
Milwaukee we had the snow and ice melted now we see where all the potholes are....we had spring for a day and a half back to winter
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 2, 2014, 10:44 am
So true. Although I can't tell where exactly where you're taking about. For me the Bay Area is a real nightmare on Elm St. Within this past week it was 60° then - no joke because I can't make this up - 90°, now it's currently pouring rain.


O C D -




BIPOLAR - I have Bipolar Disorder, But I am not crazy ...




REVENGE - these will be sent cold but served piping hot




ALIENS - Not so easy to do border control now?




ECHOPRAXIA -


TAGS: squirrel lasvegas copy disorder agdaniele
Rating: 4.85/5

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agdaniele - January 24, 2011, 6:32 am
On the street, we call it power-drinking.


ORDER - I wish to put order into my life. I can't. That would cause disorder into so many other lives...




BRINGING SENORITAS - to Las Vegas no problemo


TAGS: what border
Rating: 4.38/5

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MEN - speak conveniently of love when it serves their purpose


TAGS: men beer doughnut *** in what order
Rating: 3.94/5

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GreyScorpion - August 18, 2010, 9:07 pm
what's your point? ;) 5L


HOLD ONTO LOVE -


TAGS: if you hold on tight enough they wont be able to get that restraining order
Rating: 3.55/5

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The Goat - September 29, 2009, 6:37 am
Hmmm. That kitty looks just like mine!


The Bright Side -




ACTUAL ORDERS AUSTRALIAN TROOPS -




MARRIAGE 101 - From now on all of your orders from her will be given in question form.


TAGS: marriage jeopardy question orders
Rating: 4.54/5

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robbidos - July 17, 2012, 12:58 am
LO5L some people wont get this


WAITING FOR ANSWER -


TAGS: waiting for answer kirk star trek military orders
Rating: 3.65/5

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Father Zen - November 23, 2009, 6:56 pm
To prove that I am that much of a geek, . . . General Order 12 covers approaching a vehicle when communications have not been established. For Direct Order 102, look at the 101 ways book Kirk is holding.
Zed - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
Well, it's been over a decade since I've seen this one, but it's something about "no uncoded messages over compromised frequencies" or something.
boeweizer - November 11, 2009, 5:15 am
ok im srry i follow starwars so i wouldn't know what direct order 102 is. what is it?
Woodywood03a - September 29, 2009, 1:07 am
You are funny but sick. You are smart but dumb. Do you know Direct order 102?


THIS ANSWERS A LOT OF QUESTIONS - Jesus descended in his space ship and smote the aliens and New World Order


TAGS: jesus smote new world order
Rating: 3.27/5

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Budog - April 7, 2012, 4:25 am
Bolverk37782, just a question. Why does it show that you have 0 posters and a whole ****load of comments on your profile...
Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:24 pm
Well, with the picture provided the story made as much sense as anything else.
Bolverk37782 - April 6, 2012, 10:31 am
What the F**k????


MAIL ORDER BRIDE - Who's happy now?


TAGS: mail order bride
Rating: 2/5

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agdaniele - March 6, 2009, 7:27 pm
Sorry about your sister, Bob. But psoting it? That's a bit.... inappropriate.


Those Were The Days -


TAGS: childhood disorder
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 12:17 pm
That's a point.
Silverheart - January 27, 2017, 8:29 am

Calling phases and moods disorders is a handy way to allow people to claim they're not at fault for their actions.
JesusWept - January 27, 2017, 4:14 am
Thanks :)
concern3 - January 27, 2017, 2:55 am
Excellent, UP yours


BE DEMOCRATIC -


TAGS: hints for multiple personality disorder
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by forseti

Wytch - August 20, 2011, 7:56 pm
I have D.I.D. (multiple personalities) and I STILL found this hilarious!
crankyhead - August 11, 2011, 2:54 am
Will do sir, my bad.
forseti - August 11, 2011, 1:52 am
It's all about the personality disorder (and about democracy of course). No political opinion was spread. So I think there is no reason to ban it to politifake ;)
Cloudchaser - August 11, 2011, 12:46 am
I agree, this is something that everyone can agree with regardless of political affiliation.
Iconoclast - August 10, 2011, 11:28 pm
I suggest - respectfully - that encouraging folks to vote is not political, but is simply good citizenship. Partisan posters belong on politifake, but this wasn't partisan, IMHO.
motinet - August 10, 2011, 4:57 pm

Keep on politifake please


MAIL ORDER BRIDES - You pays your nickel and you takes your choice


TAGS: brides mail order
Rating: 3.87/5

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bill - October 24, 2009, 12:54 pm
i want a sloth


Liberalism -


TAGS: mental disorder that makes people attack good people
Rating: 2.06/5

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Sean - November 1, 2008, 11:27 pm
Uhmmm, G-Dog, does this mean your tunnel is still en route? It does, doesn't? D'OH!


sovereignty -


TAGS: rule order master
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - February 14, 2014, 6:48 pm
Excelllllent.
ughomer - February 14, 2014, 5:39 am
Sho nuff! 5L.
Greeny - February 14, 2014, 5:31 am
Yeah, but aren't you married?
EmilioDumphque - February 13, 2014, 11:22 pm
The wind has no will. I have no king.
Reality Lord - February 13, 2014, 11:20 pm

hauntingly profound


The U.S. / Canadian border -


TAGS: u s canada border
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:21 pm
Haha great episode cranky! Thanks for the 5Ls :)
chickenlittle - November 24, 2013, 4:20 pm
So that's what you guys are up to Prissy, we all thought you were just tryin to stay warm! Well here's a tip if you want to blend in when you come to California: use the word "like" every third word. You know, like, pretend to, like, be a local :D
crankyhead - November 24, 2013, 2:49 pm
Time for a 5impsons quote: Monorail, monorail, monorail...
MissPriss - November 24, 2013, 1:33 pm
We spend the time trying to learn American English. Y'all knows what the 5L I'm talkin' aboot eh?


Eating Disorder -


TAGS: shatner kirk eating disorders gloating
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:21 am
Thanks dawg! I appreciate the compliment. Ohhh the poster...still thanks.
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:19 am
Thanks me lord...like to give ya the giggles!
spacedog - November 13, 2013, 5:31 pm
Beeeeau....tiiiiiii.....fuuuuul....5
Reality Lord - November 13, 2013, 4:24 pm

LOL5...HUGE LOL5


SBD -




nonsensical nonsense #3 -




THAT IS FOR SHO -


TAGS: surroundings red border sans swearing
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - February 1, 2013, 7:04 pm
The trick is to get one without trying...
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 1:28 pm
I was unaware of that. Thanks I'll shoot for the red border more often.
Greeny - February 1, 2013, 5:12 am
Posters considered of an adult nature are placed on the plus side, and receive a red border of honor
Rudedog - February 1, 2013, 12:04 am
Hey how do get that red border?
Sho - January 31, 2013, 5:26 pm
Lol, true. Fav'd


Time constraints -


TAGS: prison cell drunk disorderly nudity
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - April 6, 2014, 11:43 am
On your head doesn't count.
GaryO - April 5, 2014, 4:16 pm
I WAS WEARING PANTS! (pretty sure)


Hoarders -


TAGS: hoarders homes eccentric disorder collecting
Rating: 4.88/5

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MissPriss - June 20, 2013, 12:12 am
Now dog...it's completely safe and normal until one falls off the shelf and takes an eye out! Teehee
spacedog - June 19, 2013, 6:20 pm
HA! Cause it's not an illness if your copious amounts of crap are alphabetized. At least that's what I tell my wife about the many book shelves.


After The Big One -


TAGS: afflicted heart love disorder
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - April 18, 2014, 6:11 pm
Nice one.


Stabler -




Nothing Wrong -




Border Fencing -


TAGS: border fencing deterrent we thought
Rating: 4.46/5

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GaryO - April 17, 2013, 9:16 am
Love the twist


EARTH'S NATURAL BEAUTY - IT IS NEITHER NATURAL nor is it easy nor does it come without sacrifice




CONSOLATION PRIZE! - You come in 14th in your Olympic event, so you decide to go for the Gold in Drunk and Disorderly. GOLD!


TAGS: olympics drunk disorderly gold athlete
Rating: 4.22/5

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twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:36 pm
I think his event was the "Belgian Pub Crawl."
Iconoclast - August 10, 2012, 6:25 pm
Yeah, the "Gold" was the badge on the cop who hauled you in to sleep it off.


TOC - SHE'S THE BOSS! -


TAGS: pecking order
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - January 29, 2010, 12:59 pm
so I guess then, that'd make TOC a pecker checker?? 5 Duck Ala O'Ranges


ORDER -




Robert Goren -




ALZHEIMER -


TAGS: life time day joke human mind disorder age wealth
Rating: 3.67/5

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agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 8:50 am
LMAO! LD, you always provide great commentary on monkeys... wait... lifted trucks? Hang on... I'll be back... gotta finish this motifake.
LogicDude - June 18, 2009, 8:46 am
Hey this made me ROFL! 5 Lions! Wait...already voted? When? Hell, I just FOUND this site!
MrRandom - June 17, 2009, 8:13 pm
Nice, very very funny
Airman - June 17, 2009, 6:17 pm
It told me I had already voted! I think I'll vote on it
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 6:12 pm
Cool Demotivator! When did this get posted?
BoneCD - June 17, 2009, 5:22 pm
who
Sean - June 17, 2009, 5:20 pm
At least Guilio remembered to underline the title this time.
LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 1:21 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Wait, what was I laughing about?


THE MODERATORS - Sometimes they make looking THROUGH the new posters more fun than looking AT the new posters.


TAGS: to whichever mod approved these two posters in this order bravo sir i salute you
Rating: 3.38/5

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LogicDude - November 16, 2009, 10:29 am
@Mr. M: ZZZIIINNNGGG!!!
motifake - November 16, 2009, 10:27 am

LMAO!!! Nice catch!
whatukno - November 16, 2009, 9:14 am
And bravo to you Briton of Rose for catching the humor in that. 5 lions for you.
aesop's folly - November 16, 2009, 8:46 am
now this is great material


GREYBEARDS - for everything else there's Mastercard


TAGS: mail order brides
Rating: 3.29/5

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yeodawg@hotmail.com - March 27, 2010, 7:48 pm
ATTERSE Shes got teeth in her VAJAY-jay run get out of there


RESTRAINING ORDER? -




CYCLOPS - Visionary Leadership




MARRIAGE -




MARRIAGE -




THIS IS SO WRONG!!! -




INTERNATIONAL NO-DIET DAY -




THIN -




ITUNES FAIL - they aren't THAT old...




YO KANYE, IMMA LET U FINISH - But first I wanna give "PROPS" to Serena's out burst! The sexy/dangerouse Thang, the threatening to......




Devotion -


TAGS: love addiction clowns kids restraining order
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - February 29, 2016, 11:05 pm
Nice dark twist at the end! LUV it! ^!
GaryO - February 27, 2016, 9:21 am
y'UP
concern3 - February 26, 2016, 4:53 am
nice, definitely an up yours vote
MissPriss - February 25, 2016, 4:15 pm
Nicely UP'd Greeny
JesusWept - February 25, 2016, 4:00 pm
Good one! UP.


Afraid of heights -


TAGS: women orders practice quit men pedestals
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 3:48 pm
Selfie...what are they called...poles?...surprisingly have many more uses than you'd think.
mizzdizz - February 12, 2016, 7:24 am
Alas for you guys, Cern, we discovered pants! They're much more comfortable!
concern3 - February 12, 2016, 4:05 am
Also, it's easier to look up the skirt when they are on a pedestal
MissPriss - February 12, 2016, 1:38 am
t.e.e.h.e.e.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:45 pm
s.k.i.r.t (this is getting absurd)
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:44 pm
sadly, up***** got tougher


Never Give Up -


TAGS: restraining order maintaining positive advice
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2015, 3:07 am
Thanks
MissPriss - December 11, 2015, 12:07 am
5L'd it crotchety!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 10, 2015, 10:00 am
Thank you, mizz. I was inspired by being ever so careful with what we say today. I couldn't help but poke fun at it :-D
mizzdizz - December 10, 2015, 3:19 am
Twisted, but true! Yes, I found this amusing---- twisted little Dizzy---5 L!


Borderland -


TAGS: motifaker realitylord tribute canada usa border wall
Rating: 5/5

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CloudchaserS - February 21, 2017, 5:31 am
Shouldn't that only be on the border with French Canada?
JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 2:39 pm
Sorry, bud. Couldn't find a higher one LOL
Reality Lord - February 20, 2017, 2:29 pm

higher


What's In A Name -


TAGS: disorders eating preference passionate passive
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 27, 2016, 11:56 am
So many big words dizz almost think you're trying to call me stupid! Thanks for the compliment. Oh and the UPpity up! Bahaha :~)
mizzdizz - March 27, 2016, 9:41 am
How about gustitorial emotional/mental stress therapy, masticating your way to happiness and contentment? ^!!!!!!


C. D. O. -




Evil Minion redo water hazard. -




error 404 -


TAGS: sunless seasonal affective depressive disorder
Rating: 4.8/5

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mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:40 am
LOL! GROOOAAAAAAAN! 5L for that terrible pun, Greeny! LUV it!
mizzdizz - May 24, 2015, 3:39 am
Thanks, Big O!
GaryO - May 23, 2015, 11:53 pm
5Ls, poster and comment
Greeny - May 23, 2015, 10:26 pm
Akin to Cher, neither is f*cking Sonny anymore


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